Wanted: Hologrammatical Housekeeper��
Sept 13, 2015 5:47:40 GMT
Post by Dyan Daley on Sept 13, 2015 5:47:40 GMT
Wanted: Hologrammatical Housekeeper.
Job Description:
The husband isn't cryogenically preserved. Just his dick is. I'm keeping it on ice. For science. I read in Science Journal years back, [2125?] that 2 months V3carbon icing increased bloodflow and results in up to 25 minutes of rock hard stiffness upon reattachment. 25 mins of titanium boner, I convinced him it's a fair trade-off for 8 weeks of him pissing in a bag.
He'll probably just run off into the bushes and frivolously wank the whole 25 minutes away like last time but whatever.
That's about it.
Any questions, fire away.
Has to be hologrammatical too, fucking sick of this cross-eyed Samsony 2-D piece of shit, need a fucking upgrade. The basic hologram housekeepers are just fucking stupid, just a 2-D piece of shit that can only understand Chinese! At only 68.95 eurupees it was too cheap to pass on, I thought I could use gestures and shit but its completely fucked. For housework instructions, it just looks at me waiting for chingchong talk like a gay black cross-eyed bucket of shit. I heard the hologrammatical models are grammatically parsed to all ma
Job Description:
- Cooking, cleaning, some light dusting and cryogenic maintenance of my tiny-cocked husband.
The husband isn't cryogenically preserved. Just his dick is. I'm keeping it on ice. For science. I read in Science Journal years back, [2125?] that 2 months V3carbon icing increased bloodflow and results in up to 25 minutes of rock hard stiffness upon reattachment. 25 mins of titanium boner, I convinced him it's a fair trade-off for 8 weeks of him pissing in a bag.
He'll probably just run off into the bushes and frivolously wank the whole 25 minutes away like last time but whatever.
That's about it.
Any questions, fire away.
Has to be hologrammatical too, fucking sick of this cross-eyed Samsony 2-D piece of shit, need a fucking upgrade. The basic hologram housekeepers are just fucking stupid, just a 2-D piece of shit that can only understand Chinese! At only 68.95 eurupees it was too cheap to pass on, I thought I could use gestures and shit but its completely fucked. For housework instructions, it just looks at me waiting for chingchong talk like a gay black cross-eyed bucket of shit. I heard the hologrammatical models are grammatically parsed to all ma
